Following the PM's Bigotgate fiasco today I recall a similar blunder happening to a priest in Canterbury. Having a moan (with a few choice unpriestly words) about a parishioner the priest forgot in the vestry that his mic was still on. No taxi radio were constantly interfering with our PA system. So quick as a flash, he bawled over (making lots of crackling noise) 'Pick up two from the station over and out!'